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NYC. Artist. Alien.

The tiniest powerhouse you'll ever meet.


tupacabra:

me during sex: oh yeah baby give it to me. give it back. give me back that filet-o-fish. give me that fish

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hcandersen:

fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

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trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

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unclefather:

reverseracist:

and we can’t stop


and we won’t stop

unclefather:

reverseracist:

and we can’t stop

and we won’t stop

(Source: snatchedweaves)

— 1 month ago with 84369 notes
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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— 1 month ago with 341686 notes